11.20.2008 KATIE PRICE IS A GOOD MOM

You probably think this is Katie Price at some kind of Excellence In Parenting Awards ceremony, but no, it's her at a launch for her new lingerie line.  It just looks like gold medal parenting because she brought her three-year-old son along with her.  Everyone agreed it was a wonderful idea.  If there's one thing a boy likes, it's seeing his mom dress real slutty, with her tits and ass hanging out, and then comic book nerds standing in line with naked pictures of his mom while they coyly reference how much they would give to put their dick in her mouth.  And the guys like it too.  They like standing with an erection in front of a young boy.  The whole thing was just a huge success.

(picture source = splash news)

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11.20.2008 JENNIFERS CRAZY STALKER SEEMS NICE

Jennifer Garner today received a permanent restraining order against Steven Burky, a 36-year-old man from Pennsylvania who has been following Garner obsessively since 2002.  He’s appeared on her film sets, at her home and at personal appearances, and has written her hundreds of letters and messages professing his love and warnings about her safety.   The New York Daily News says...
Burky, 36, is a born-again Christian who believes he was the victim of satanic abuse rituals as a child in Pennsylvania, according to his blog.
"Almost not a day has gone by when I have not written or talked aloud of my love for you," he wrote in one note. "But I don't know if you were ever allowed to hear it."
In a February email to a film crew member, he begged that Garner be warned about a vision.
"The vision shows that a persecution may take place in broad daylight against Jennifer Garner for her faith in Jesus Christ," it said. "The vision showed Mrs. Garner surrounded by a mob in public.
"It also involves the possible emergence of a dark secret in America. The presence of illicit witchcraft going on in this country, and illicit sacrifices."
See this paints Burky as the bad guy, but what if illicit witches are out there right now saying, "damn, this guy is on to us, and our dark sacrifices."  Then he would be the hero.  Granted, if that’s not the case, then Garner did the right thing.  Celebrities should get law enforcement involved whenever a fan starts showing up at their house and saying they love them.  Unless I’m the one doing it, in which case maybe Megan Fox just needs to stop being so stuck up.
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11.20.2008 GOD I WANNA PUNCH THIS BITCH

Is anyone else completely bored with Madonna and her attention-starved theatrics?  The grass dress she wore to a UNICEF dinner in New York last night was just the latest example of her "shocking" behavior.  Hopefully, in keeping with her theme, someone sprayed some RoundUp on that diseased womb of hers.  The only thing I’d F her with is a bar of soap. 
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11.20.2008 DOUTZEN KROES IS HERE TO HELP

These pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes talking to Mrs. Roper aren’t particularly noteworthy or even interesting, but what is is that ass she’s packin.  All clothes should fit all girls like this.  Like the band around a barrel.  She dresses like a girl in a video game at a fancy party, only this time, THE GAME IS REAL!
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11.20.2008 BENJI MADDEN IS AN IDIOT, SINGLE

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up the other day, which is surprising because any white guy still wearing his pants like this must be pretty cool.  I know only idiot wiggers did it before, and they stopped a year ago, but if there's one thing I know about trends in fashion, it's that they last forever, and nothing ever changes.  What's cool today will definitely be cool tomorrow, don't even worry about it.  It's why I look so handsome in my white sunglasses and baggy day-glo t-shirt with RELAX on the front.
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11.20.2008 CLOONEY MAY HAVE LOST HIS MIND

I downloaded these because I was hoping Clooney would look ridiculous playing basketball on the set of "Men Who Stare At Goats", but the fact is he doesn’t look too bad.  Not good mind you, but not the spaz I was hoping for either.  "Goats" is about psychic research in the army during the Iraq war, by the way.  I don’t know what angle this movie is taking, but I hope it’s left-wing rambling that makes America and the military look like a bunch of fumbling retards.  All we ever get from Hollywood is patriotic propaganda; it would be nice to see them shine a light on some of our flaws for once.  I bet they wanted to say something bad about our enemy in this one, but any rational person would have to agree that if you eat pork you can't get into heaven and bang the 72 virgins.  Naysayers have tried to say that's not true, but they’re just being racist.

Wow I'm really preachy in the morning.

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